darthclarke:

Fuckin made my night.

amazing

(Source: quiet-isle)

kyriankreep:

mollyiscoolokay:

The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each

#the dfs sale is still on though

(Source: melrosedinerr)

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

(Source: mhysas)

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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HAHAHA 

..yes

and it’s so fucking boring

continentalvoyager:

Mývatn | Iceland (by vandycke)

in 45 days this is going to be my hood

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

THIS. I read a USDA warning yesterday about eggs and how you should NEVER EAT ANYTHING WITH RAW EGGS IN IT EVER, and pretty much never go within 5 feet of a live animal, because you’re going to die. I mean, seriously? My Strange Addiction is the best show though.

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

THIS. I read a USDA warning yesterday about eggs and how you should NEVER EAT ANYTHING WITH RAW EGGS IN IT EVER, and pretty much never go within 5 feet of a live animal, because you’re going to die. I mean, seriously? 

My Strange Addiction is the best show though.

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
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The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
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more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy
x

more pics, never grow weary of this

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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more pics, never grow weary of this

just as pretty irl

just as pretty irl

(Source: vox-bands)

sayriel:

amazing storm photo